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Dee


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How does she contact me? By taping a bright green flyer to front of my house.  On the garage door.  Of course I don't see the flyer until I've backed out onto my steep driveway and lowered the door.  Now I have to climb out of the car parked at a steep angle to remove said flyer.  Yeah,  right, she's going to be the first one I call. WHY would I hire someone to clean my house after they defaced it and caused inconvenience?    

I guess I need a second "No Soliciting" sign in addition to the one on my front door. 

 

 



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Um, well, that's even uglier than the bright green flyer :)

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Two women live in a duplex a few blocks from me. I don't know them. I've seen one, though...she's old, skinny, and looks meaner than catshit. Probably would kill you if you looked at her too long.

The signs on her ten-foot-high driveway fence are in very poor taste. "My dog will bite you and I will kill you." "Jump this fence and die"...and even "Get the f''k out of here."

It's perfectly legal, but rather disgusting. Some signs have pictures of guns and even say "Is it worth dying for?"

ENOUGH ALREADY, C-WORD! WE GET THE POINT!

Some neighbors have stated that the two women were robbed in the past, so they have armed themselves. But the excessive signage looks like...excuse the awful pun...overkill.

 Charlie



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KidCharlieMane wrote:

Two women live in a duplex a few blocks from me. I don't know them. I've seen one, though...she's old, skinny, and looks meaner than catshit. Probably would kill you if you looked at her too long.

The signs on her ten-foot-high driveway fence are in very poor taste. "My dog will bite you and I will kill you." "Jump this fence and die"...and even "Get the f''k out of here."

It's perfectly legal, but rather disgusting. Some signs have pictures of guns and even say "Is it worth dying for?"

ENOUGH ALREADY, C-WORD! WE GET THE POINT!

Some neighbors have stated that the two women were robbed in the past, so they have armed themselves. But the excessive signage looks like...excuse the awful pun...overkill.

 Charlie



-- Edited by KidCharlieMane on Thursday 2nd of August 2018 10:07:07 PM


 I am with you there Charlie.

I quite like canvassers. They might be bullshitters but they tend to be fun with it. Funnily enough though, and dispite my having spent some time on the knocker myself, Madam has gotten all snooty and started putting up No Junk Mail and No Canvassers Please notices all over the front door.



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People who knock on our doors want you to sign a petition for some cause we may or may not agree with. Or they want money for some cause. Or they are selling some shit we don't want or need.

Or they are religious nuts and Bible-thumpers, who are as annoying as hell. Many solicitors are also scammers and con artists. They think this neighborhood is full of gullible, confused, easily-tricked pushovers, mainly because so many geezers like me live around here. They piss me off, while the others are just a pain in the ass.

I banged on doors for Obama twice, and then for Shrillary. It's not fun, and it's something I try to avoid having to do unless I'm cornered and can't weasel out of it. I feel sorry for the legitmate folks. I have no pity for the charlatans, and treat them like shit.

Charlie



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Send her to my house. I will watch er I mean let her clean my house.

 

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I hope you mean you'll pay her to clean your house. blankstare



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Her specialty appears to be cleaning clocks. Also whistles. And fireplaces...making sure those ashes are hauled.

Charlie

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