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nytram wrote:

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You heard.

Pay attention you deaf bugger.

That said, if I have six muscles in my ear I reckon five of them don't work because I am getting to be as deaf as a post.

I was sitting in the garden this afternoon when a cat pitched up. So I poured a pint of milk into a bowl. And the cat looked at the milk and it looked at me and twitched its ears and after about 5 minutes careful thought and deliberation, started to creep forward.

Whereupon a fox turned up, drank the milk and went on its way. And the cat looked at the empty bowl and looked at me and I said tough bloody luck. You had your chance and screwed up by being so damned fussy.



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Cats have about 244 bones, humans only 206.



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